5.I'll Never Tell
ANYA: This is the man that i plan to entangle- Isn't he fine My claim to fame was to main And to mangle- vengeance was mine But I'm out of the biz The name I made I'll trade for his The only trouble is... I'll never tell XANDER: She is the one, she's such wonderful fun Such passion and grace Warm in the night when I'm right In her tight -embrace, tight embrace I'll never let her go The love we've known can only grow There's just one thing that- no I'll never tell XANDER/ANYA: 'Cause there's nothing to tell ANYA: He snores XANDER: She wheezes ANYA: Say "housework" and he freezes XANDER: She eats these skeezy cheeses That I can't describe ANYA: I Talk -he breeses XANDER: She doesn't know what "please" is ANYA: His penis got diseases From a Chumash tribe XANDER/ANYA: The vibe Gets kind of scary XANDER: Like she thinks I'm ordinary ANYA: Like it's all just temporary XANDER: Like her toes are king of hairy XANDER/ANYA: But it's all very well 'Cause God knows I'll never tell ANYA: When things get rough he Just hides behind his Buffy Now look- he's getting huffy 'Cause he knows that i know XANDER: She clings-she's needy She's also really greedy She never- ANYA: -His eyes are beady! XANDER: This is my verse,hello She- Anya: Look at me i'm dancin' crazy! XANDER/ANYA: You know XANDER: You're quite the charmer ANYA: My night and armor XANDER: Your're the cutest of the scoobies With your lips as red as rubies And your firm yet suppel- tight Embrace... ANYA: He's swell XANDER: She's swelle ANYA: He'll always be my feller XANDER: That's why I'll never tell her That I'm petrified ANYA: I've read this tale There's wedding then betrayal I know that come the day I'll Want to run and hide XANDER/ANYA: I lied I said it's easy I've tried But there's these fears I can't quell XANDER: Is she looking for a pot of gold ANYA: Will I look good when I've gotten old XANDER: Will our lives become to stressful If I'm never that successful ANYA: When I get so worn and wrinkly That i look like David Brinkley XANDER: Am I crazy ANYA: Am I dreamin' XANDER: Am I marring a demon XANDER/ANYA We could really raise the beam in Making marriage a hell So thank god I'll never tell I swear that I'll never tell XANDER: My lips are sealed ANYA: I take the fifth XANDER: Nothing to see Move it along XANDER/ANYA: I'll never tell
6. The Parking Ticket YOUNG WOMAN: I've been having a bad, bad day Come on, won't you put that pad away I'm asking you please no It isn't right, It isn't fair There was no parking anywhere I think that hydrant wasn't there Why can't you let it go I think I've paid more than my share I'm just a poor girl don't you care Hey I'm not wearing underwear
This picture is from the song I've Got A Theory
7. Rest In Peace SPIKE: I died So many years ago And you can make me feel Like it isn't so But why you come to be with me I think I finally know You're scared Ashamed of what you feel And you can't tell the ones you love You know they coudn't deal But whisper in a dead man's ear That doesn't make it real that's great But I don't wanna play 'Cause being near you touches me More than I can say And since I'm only dead to you I'm saying stay away And let me rest om peace
Let me rest in peace Let me get some sleep Let me take my love and bury it In a hole six foot deep I can lay my body down But I can't find my sweet release So let me rest in peace You know You've got a willing slave And you just love to play the thought That you might misbehave But til you do I'm telling you Stop visiting my grave And let me resst in peace
I know I should go But I follow you like a man possessed There's a traitor here beneath my breast And it hurts me more than you've ever guessed If my heart could beat it would break my chest But i can see you're unimpressed So leave me be and let me rest in peace Let me get some sleep Let me take my love and bury it In a hole six foot deep I can lay my body down But I can't find my sweet release So let me rest in peace Why won't you Let me rest in peace
This is from the song I'll Never Tell
Dawn's Lament DAWN: Does anybody even notice Does anybody even care-
This picture is when Buffy and dawn doesn't have anywere to shope because Dawn stole things from all of them.